Is it weird that I play the national anthem before placing my FanDuel parlays? Something about hearing Whitney Houston hit her high notes before I sink money that I don’t need to be gambling fires me up.

Forgot to add the part where the libs cut water supply to fire hydrants to save a minnow & only wanna hire LGBT firefighters 🤣🤣🤣 #shrink

Fastest i’ve ever ran in my life was to be first to get my hands on a basketball that was in the best condition

Maybe the problem in Dallas is this nigga…

Ur telling me I can hit slots at the gas station casino while I wait for my car to fill up? God I love America!

This level of aura can’t be matched

Celebrating Frederick D. Sprinkles 23rd birthday tonight at yacht club, let’s get greasy!

Flu starter pack:

She’s a 10/10 but she has a gay butterfly tattoo on the back of her arm above her elbow

Not a ideal position to be in

Got a bone to pick with the towing companies in Knoxville… who tf do you think you guys are charging me 320$ to get my car back from the impound lot?

Cracker of the new year #CTESPN

Square toe for work & bars, Pointed toe for nicer occasions. It’s that simple

6 Advil down and I still can’t shake this headache, hangovers are getting worse nowadays.

Grrrr! nice claw sticker’s fhag

This is what the American dream looks like.

Have a great day.

I’ve seen a bunch of awful LinkedIn profiles in my life but this one takes the cake.

The Left lectured us for the last decade about the dangers of violence from the Right From the assassination attempts of President Trump To Brian Thompson, the United Healthcare CEO, being murdered Now to Charlie Kirk The danger was actually on the Left

Apple please fix this shit