My friend showed me a romcom with Mattew McConaughey. She has done what grindr and christianity couldn’t do… make me straight.

This is literally how Galacta watches and comments on my matches in Marvel Rivals

Leaving the function just to chill and do nothing is an elite vibe that more people should cherish

This is not true! I love the transgender people! Everyone, get this guy with hammers.

The X-men should always be against the government and if you are against that, you aren’t an x-men fan

All my family wanted to watch the 3rd venom movie. None of them had seen any venom movies or know who venom is. They booed me when i said maybe no

Im a professional buffer at this point. I should get paid for body blocking creeps

My friend is trying to convince me to go to Chicago for Saints Patricks day weekend …. And they might be onto something

As a gift for my birthday earlier this month my friend made me a drawing of my Championship winning team! (Plus Great Tusk who got me to the semifinals)

I will say, i have trouble picking on romantic queues. BUT if you flirt with another dude all night and then be like “why weren’t you more forward?” HUH WE AINT DATING! Unless you mad obvious I will not pick up and think you in love with someone else. How is that my fault?

I miss being in love, that shit was gas

Hey y’all it has been a minute but we wanted to give you an update about what’s been going on with us. Short answer: MFA is on a indefinite hiatus Long Answer: We have been doing MFA for about 4 and 1/2 years now and it’s been some of the funniest times we have had. BUT…

As things usually are, life has a way of getting chaotic. Nothing bad don’t worry, but sometimes you gotta change priorities. This wasn’t an easy decision but all of us on the team would rather go out on a high note, then just throw a show together just for the sake of it.

We love the community we have built, the laughs we have been able to give you and the joys of yelling at each other with love. Monster Fucking is in all of us and the show will always be around for comfort.

And don’t worry, The MFA crew is still out there creating content, together and independently. You can check out everything the crew is up to on 🦋 👀. We are still making shows and laughs for you in anyway we can!

So from your celestial creature consultant, demonic demanding director, humble human hostage/helper, Cosmic clown caretaker and…. Ribby For the last time (For now): BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think the time has come, I might just start going on blind dates cause why the fuck not at this point.

My friends just took my hinge and messaged like 50 people. Im sorry nyc if you get a foul message from me unless this leads to a date. Then that was me

It’s been awhile since ive updates people on my life: Got a promotion, helped to plan and facilitate some amazing nyc events, I now have a stalker (dealing), built a lego set finally and im going to PaxU. So overall good time