Today is my first day on the job. There haven't been any cases yet, but it's surely a matter of time.

Still no cases.

Does anyone have a mystery they need to be solved?

Please?

Criminals: reply to this tweet.

Apparently, the criminals in this town are cleverer than I first suspected...

This is how you 'selfie,' is it not? What an enjoyable pastime.

I 'selfied' again! How enjoyable.

I did not mean to post that instance where I 'selfied.'

I cannot delete it. Why is it not working?

The fashion here is rather different to where I am from, but still enjoyable to look at. The balls are rather different, too.

I apologise to anyone who offered to dance with me where I declined.

I am not accustomed to partner dancing here. I did not want to offend anyone with my ignorance and lack of practice and grace.