A Golden-crowned Kinglet overlooks the fallen leaves. Like a tiny round king surveying the kingdom.

Dispatch 47987: Spicy cryptid documented at the North Entrance

Summers flewww on the wings, of fallll

D öö rs

Bring back Parker 1 but like selectively firewalking and only burning down things that need burning

I stand atop my ivory throne, this bathtub I stole from the NPS office. Nobody can stop me except for people who are able to lift a bathtub and also fight me.

we're talking SEVERE intestinal distress.

:crabdance:

Tommorow

I'm going to catch someone and pray that they're not allergic to fire

This man is not made of soup or crab I have been lied to

I think I'm gonna get inky a stick. Maybe teach the new person's dogs how to make molotovs

jesse ‼️C0MMS OPEN‼️ but youre right basically 99.9% of the blaseball players backstory, design, personality is all made up and not canonical. like imagine making a backstory for a sonic character that gets 2 seconds of screen time but with several dozen other sonic fans. that's blaseball

The dudes, they cometh

Bee

You ever just wanna, bite someone's leg. But like. Nonlethally?

Faba

Oh hell yeah, **fire**