Beautiful sunny day, and I'm scrubbing brain matter and feces. Where did I go wrong?

Today feels like a Friday therefore, I shall get absolutely ratted. I think I need it after today.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with bribing a DI to use your company to clean up... #ThingsIKeepTellingMyself.

||If any police accounts would like to RP, please let me know! I'd be more than happy to :)

@CaedisArma I'd love to, but unfortunately the coppers are my clients. Have you got experience then, mate?

Or at least what's left of them.

@CaedisArma Well if you ever need a hand, I'm your guy. *Extends a hand* I'm Reed, by the way!

@CaedisArma I'm sure I could always use extra hands. We're a pretty small company, there's only ten of us, so the more the merrier!

"The deceased has been here for over three weeks, you're going to need a BA" Are you joking?

It's Good Friday, but is it a good Friday when I'm dealing with a mashed up frontal lobe stuck in the carpet?

@QuickmatchHarry I should probably point out that I didn't put it there!

@QuickmatchHarry If I did, I'd be the worst murderer ever.

@QuickmatchHarry Usually an ammonia solution but in bad cases, something like Puricide. It can bugger up the carpet but depends on whether we weaken it.

Well, shit. Literally... Nothing like your gloves splitting as you're picking up body parts and faecal matter. Come on, Friday.

When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around, do you ever really crash or even make a sound?

I've learned to slam on the brake before I even turn the key, before I make the mistake.

//*patiently waits for followers to recognise that Reed is actually quoting a musical*//