eid mubarak! literally all my Muslim friends are hot okay bye

cannot believe someone so hot has to do all this dirty work

space travel is stupid! give kids free school lunches

It’s wild to me that you’ll see that the ocean is on fire and then have to send an email or something

sorry I can’t go tubing! I have brown parents!

If my bf keeps calling people “casuals” I’m gonna stay casually dating other people :)

I would be so much better at going to prom now than I was at 17! give me a second chance! I promise to have fun this time

soccer is the only acceptable sport because the players wear short shorts and love to kiss each other!

literally no thoughts just words!

The Instagram infographic to CIA propaganda pipeline

cannot believe I’m watching books become uncool before my eyes because of this style of graphic design

you pronounce hummus correctly once and the whole world goes a little topsy turvy

Hate to be a little hater but like what? That’ll be covered in dust and dirt the second she touches it

back on Twitter to say that I fear that all the white girl bella hadid fans who will watch ramy this season will increase islamophobia in this country ten fold

my return to Twitter? Not sure yet, is it too late to say kendall roy could… maybe I won’t finish that one. night

I was in this meeting that he ASKED us to be at for the photo op and right after he met with us and REFUSED to call for a ceasefire he was met with a sit in by 18 activists and ran out the door LIKE A LITTLE BITCH BABY