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Clayton Grubbs

@claytongrubbs

semi-retired daytona beach bodybuilder enjoying a simple life in the rock town

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calendar_today26-10-2011 01:21:04

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People have been curious about the book I’m writing about diarrhea. Many heads have been turned. What most of them don’t know,It’s a horror anthology about the early Americas.

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Heard a loud pop. Kicked my neighbors door down, looking for the shooter. Saw her there. She had just used the convex side of a spoon to pop a can of frozen biscuits. She lit a cig and said “what took you so long”.

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The Beatles Blackbird studio recording has the tapping foot percussion that perfectly sounds like slow ass cheeks slapping together, if you can’t play an instrument.

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My great great great great grandparents invented the toilet and were lauded for the design. when they realized people wanted to shit in it they were outraged and took the toilet to the mountains. They shattered it and drank poison. Y’all owe me money.

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A smoothie can be called a “smooth one” or a “smooth boy”... you can really do whatever you want. There is no true spelling of a smoothie by the way...free yourself

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Yoooo!!! Dreams do come true!! I can announce I just closed the deal with NBC to develop my show One Head Light...loosely based on the Wallflowers song...not sure what it’s about yet but I can say it’s gonna be fucked up and bad

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Don’t be afraid of Covid? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!