Did we just throw the ball into quintuple coverage

Just a baby rattle glued to the neck of a mannequin

Tell me the writers only care about money without telling me the writers only care about money

Interviews done. Now all I can do is wait.

Reminder that the hardest line in Across the Spider-Verse is: “There we go.” “Hobie, you’re not helping.” “Good.”

When that HR call hits about the promotion

Honestly just annoyed that all the major historical events we thought we might get as hopeful little kids weren’t space travel and exploration

Watching the youths dry scoop preworkout in the gym like

Promoted. Celebrating my little nerd heart out by spending way too much money.

New Vice Presidents tier list

The glare when I put on shoes because it means I’m leaving

Why does the algorithm think I’m the correct audience here?

Really ready for the “once in a lifetime experience” we’re always talking about to actually be true today

Because it needs to be said, and because my father is a wiser man than I with this personal saying of his: “You gotta start from where you are.” Not necessarily or strictly profound, but that’s where I am. It’s where I have to be.

Just straight up choosing comic book villains at this point