My uncle blind y’all, and made a free throw on his first try

*My finger is wet* Touch ID:

Oh, good another thing to stand in line for. #StarWarsGalaxysEdge | #Disneyland

Am I the only person who didn’t notice Snapchat was doing bc my shits always dry

Happy 38th birthday McLovin.

Mosquito: *lands on my arm* Me:

Live look at Chris Brown in Karrueche's comments

yes mom ill be back at 11 me coming back at 3am:

I would pay absurd amounts of money for this to exist

If only Americans cared as much about the homeless as they do about a stranger’s dog.

This is not only a game, this is Raider Week. #KCvsOAK 3:05 pm 📺: KCTV5

Merica.

Absolutely no one: Conor McGregor vs Cowboy: x.com/Ncommentarys/s…