Hanson was the original Haim

Hanson walked so Haim could run

Congratulations Justin Simmons. Incredible player that finally can celebrate beating the Chiefs. #welldeserved

The countdown to January 1 is on. Getting lubed up and ready to fuck Mickey Mouse.

Feels like yesterday

You can’t be the funniest comedian in Arizona if you don’t have a sense of Yuma. Clayton Smith

“Clayton Smith: Guns for Jesus” is my solo stand up show about growing up in a small, conservative town in the USA. It pokes fun at American life, politics, and our obsession with guns! 12:15 PM at the Caves! #TweetTheMedia

So I was looking for a place to eat in Springfield

Trump, for the second debate in a row, has just alluded to Nancy Pelosi’s daughter. Big moment for the real heads who know about the documentary cinema of Alexandra Pelosi.

Liberal politicians who take hard right positions on immigration and border policy are activity stoking an atmosphere of racism and nativism that in turn fuels the right. It's not some canny maneuver just because there's some patina of tolerance. It's still just plain old racism.

The most important election all year!

Tony Hinchcliffe literally got famous for a podcast where he makes fun of comedians for bombing, and now that everyone is making fun of him for bombing he’s like “how dare you cowards mock a comedian’s performance”

Still awaiting the windfall of Liz Cheney votes for the Dems that made this all worth it

The Dems tried to force an unpopular octogenarian president on the electorate. Having finally replaced him at the last minute, they ran a right leaning campaign that doubled down on the worst instincts of Obamaism and Clintonism. And here we are.

Trump still has the sauce. No one else could have made picks like these. Every selection is like drafting a kicker in the first round but the kicker has a Wikipedia section titled Allegations and is also not really a kicker

In case you’re wondering if the Democratic Party learned anything from this humiliation, they haven’t. One ghoul nominating another ghoul.

You would be considered a bitch amongst a group of ducks

Would be nice to see even one of our nominally centre-left western political leaders put out a statement objecting to bombing Iran on moral grounds instead of all this "Waaahhh he should've gone thwough congwess!!!!" shit.

Let’s go win this f*ckin chip now!🙏🙏🔥🔥

Turns my stomach to see cities with millennia of history flattened by United States and Israel, two of the fakest countries in the world.