Have I spent the last few hours crying over a wardrobe? Yes, yes i have.

"Bro are u hiding ur feet under the blanket"

"We lack the brain power as a singularity but together weve got enough" All we are doing is cooking chips

If we held a minute silence for every person who’s died of coronavirus Taiwan would be silent for 9 minutes, New Zealand for 25 minutes, Vietnam for 35, and the UK would be silient for 77 days. Don’t you dare tell me this government “done there best”

I've never been the jealous type but I am massively jealous of how much Liam and our cat love each other, especially seen as she was my cat for almost a year before Liam moved in:(

“Just like OJ Simpson” What kind of mind spontaneously comes out with this pathetic and appalling simile? And he doesn’t even realise the horrific irony of blood on his hands. One day all this will all be thoroughly investigated, and he won’t be making any jokes then.

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

"Sometimes I've just gotta bust a move"

I have to 'do' my cats hair n makeup when I do mine n its fkin adorable, she does little purrs when she see the brushes near her.

3 weeks ago I vowed to make 2021 my year, on Monday I started my new job, yesterday I hit stage 3 criteria and tomorrow I'm getting a promotion. I'm insanely proud of myself.

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science