How I feel when someone takes a photo of my side profile

Some other ones

You think knife throwing is an actual pre programmed move in the Saturn or is the pilot just unbelievable cracked?

Conservatives love to say shit like "why can't we have a civil discussion?" after saying that you or your friends don't deserve rights and should be removed from their homes

Relic of a past life. Without her there would be none of this. You have no idea the intricacies of having been me.

every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

Parent’s friend told me she got paid $17/hr working in a grocery store in 1978

Think I’ll get the 4 ounces of rare A5 Wagyu but can you please bring it to me in the trunk of a Hyundai Sonata

A Coalition of Independent Nations Ranger. Although maps present them as the largest political body to appear after the dissolution of the Imperial state, they are little more than a loose collective of small systems and Independent planets.

Have not slept in a bit but is this a beer? Shit girly

Yo dude. (dapping you up but holding on and not letting go at all) How far back can you trace back your ancestry?

Meeting of ages. Osaka, 1960

I COOKED A NEW ADOPTABLE (dm if interested)

My baby at the hospital: wa.. ah.. awawa Me: Wawa? Did this kid just fucking say wawa? (Grabbing it by the shoulders and leaving it all Cheeto stained) wawa what, wawa hoagie fest? Yeah.. this kids definitely mine

Newborn Lady Bird footage from the archives … back when her birth was still a secret! 🤫🤭 At just 1 day old, she got her very first bath and it was just too cute not to share! 🥹🛁🐘 📸: Keeper Gabby

Sci fi nonsense. Painted in photoshop.