These are the important stories, and these are the kind of people who need to be listened to, as the madness and hatred engulfs so many.

One of those, em, twitter short story thingies.
Gonna call it,
The Day the Weekly Giggles Died.

Sky News Put on extra jumpers.
Enjoy the frosted artwork on your windows.
Drink shitty water.
Cook meals for 30 pence a day.
Stiff upper lip.
Bloody brilliant brexit Britain, innit.

Things are biting so hard, even the wrong wing shills are feeling the pressure...

Photo from the garden.
It's like the aeroplane trail is holding the clouds back...

The Onion The Onion at its evisceratiing best...

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This is an absolute scandal: businessforscotland.com/the-great-brit… Remember back in 2014, they told us we were Better Together? They were lying!

A genuine honour to cater this impromptu gathering in Number Ten. A lot of tears, a lot of laughs, and a real determination that “win or lose, we’re on the booze!”

Just off to check what's trending...

'Well, I thought that went well.'

Perhaps a man under such intense pressure just needs a bit of light relief, no?

This is what 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 is supposed to be greatful for, beholden to in matters of power
& it's not just a cabinet, it's a rabid all powerful RW press with the power to trick people into voting to sanction themselves
& now they'll go into overdrive on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿indy bad!

twitter.com/GMB/status/154…

Q. Is (((Dan Hodges))) the most excruciatingly embarrassing client journalist in the UK?

A. Yes, yes he is.
twitter.com/DPJHodges/stat…

And now let’s add this one from renowned Irish economist David McWilliams. Are all these economists wrong?

I knew you had to be really fucking stupid to get into UKIP.
But this takes the cake.

And in such a crowded field too...

sarah murphy The 5 stages of brexit:

1. Jubilation & gloating.
2. Gloating.
3. Blaming & gloating.
4. Blaming.
5. ?

What will no. 5 be?
It certainly won't be acceptance & contrition.

Well over 6000 retweets, so all corners of Twitter reached.
Just shy of 140,000 votes, with a paltry 9% desperate enough to pretend they have confidence in the waster.

A poll well worth shoving down the throats of cult of Boris MPs.

Dan Bloom Someone interrupting MadNads rage tweeting sesh to ask her she'd like a cuppa...

Sky News Rhiannon Mills Their dodgy affairs
Swept away wi' a brush
Their disgustin' wealth
Would make ye blush
Their plunderin' history
Is kept hush-hush
Rebellious Scots
Tae bloody crush?
It's time tae perform
A Royal flush