Hi. I'm here. (They asked me not to share insidery Cubs gossip, like our scouts are panicked about the hole in Javy Baez's swing.)

Awesome to be employed after "mutually agreed separation" from the Blue Jays' AA affiliate. Thrilled to be with a class organization!

For those asking: it was just a misunderstanding. Blown out of proportion, etc. No charges were filed ... glad to have it behind me.

Jed asked me to delete the Baez thing. Will do as soon as I can figure out these Twitter controls! Blue Jays had PR intern tweet for me.

Supposed to be at a school or something in Glen Ellyn next week. Please clear Q&A topics in advance with #Cubs! Thanks. #clark #mascot

Waiting for Dan Bernstein & other haters to crank up the cynicism. Sports talk: can't listen, can't not listen!

I like, but don't love, Albert Almora Jr.. Great eye for the zone but may lack a MLB type frame. Projects as a decent #6 hitter.

Getting called into a meeting with PR. Not sure what this is about. Hang on.