Well done to all of the now over one million people who have signed this petition - to ban racists for life from all football matches in England. If you haven’t heard of this, please add your name change.org/p/football-ass…

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This is totally reasonable, because A) Everyone Googles stuff these days, and B) There is definitely an art to Googling it takes years to perfect.

It would be interesting to see the trends that led to this conclusion cross referenced with the age of the participants.

I was today years old when I learnt that American and British Sign Language were two different languages; I feel very dumb. Are they as geographically exclusive as the names would suggest?

I would rather be productive for 50 years then die, than do nothing for 1000 years.

Weeks start on Sunday, not Monday.

I think about this all the time.

Pretty sure this is exactly how V for Vendetta started.

I go on holiday for ONE DAY and HALF THE INTERNET goes down.

This is great. ft.com/content/ff6501…

I can now confirm that every word of Bo Burnham's "turning 30" is hauntingly accurate.

Metal.... GEAR!??!!

Just overheard someone describe Pacific Rim as "that really old movie". Final nail in the coffin that was today.

What's wrong with this? I read play multiple games at a time, read multiple books at a time and watch multiple TV shows at a time. Sometimes I take literally years to finish game. And so what? Do what you feel like doing in any moment.

You don't have to have an opinion on everything

Watching Come Dine With Me. Why has Dave Lamb💙 never done The Crystal Maze?? He'd be perfect, and think of the commentary.

This is so moving, Joe. Much love from another rule-follower