Happy to be on the roster of this awesome new production company! x.com/GavinMcNarrato…

I am very excited to narrate this steamy Beauty and Beast-ish tale by Sophie Lark with the talented @thealancarlson for Pink Flamingo Productions Plunging into some Polish language and accent prep today. This is going to be a hot one!

If Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 is looking for a state flower for the great nation of free ass motherfuckers, may I recommend the pink fuzzy bean plant?

THIS WEEK IN THE BOOTH: learning lots of Polish words and phrases along with my curious, kind-hearted 1st person narrator Nessa, daughter of an Irish mob family who finds herself kidnapped by the Polish mafia. Pink Flamingo Productions @thealancarlson

Me writing about men like bad male authors write about women ‘He charged into the room, pert testicles bouncing gaily. I saw a scar & wondered if he’d had a vasectomy. He opened his plump lips, full of promise but annoying words came out...something about a football match’

This week in the studio: narrating this sexy story for the brilliant podcast @readmeromance! Stay tuned for the upcoming episode!

Check out His Mountain Hostage by Jane Henry, narrated by yours truly on the @readmeromance podcast. If you like having sexy stories read to you, it's the place to be! readmeromance.com/books/jane-hen…