NEVER FORGET what these Monsters did.

Jews are so crafty that we snuck into the Levant 4000 years ago and started leaving our artifacts in the place we’d claim as our homeland for no reason at all in the 20th century

You are 8.5X more likely to die in Europe due to their lack of air conditioning than you are to be killed in the United States by someone with a gun. Just let that settle in your brain for a moment.

Genuinely surreal. Spike Miliband, presumably now assisted by Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe.

I've seen people mentioning that Europe's heat-related death issue is larger than American gun violence—true! But people neglect saying how many heat-related deaths America has. Approximately 1% of what Europe does even though America is hotter and Americans are less healthy!

“There are no based bishops”

My detractors love to claim “Chris has never written a paper overturning the physics behind global warming [theory].” Correct, I haven’t. Why? Because I agree with the overall physics behind it. It makes sense all else being equal. What I disagree with, however, is largely

Dad and brothers knew she was dating a Dutch lad and wasn’t wearing her head scarf. They taped her up and drowned her in a canal. But wearing religious garbs is a choice, right?

This you?

Richard Bacon, heroic defender of female politicians.. unless they’re Tories, then he tears them to shreds.

I know Olivia Benson would disapprove of this take, but if you go to a back alley in under armour and a pair of long-johns you probably are at least trying to get noticed for something other than your politics.

Sir Keir Starmer: 'I don't believe in performative politics.' Said at a photo event where his dented, still plainly not quite right Chancellor, looking like an owlet, has been flourished like a medical exhibit.

Why does Pedro Pascal always handle nearby women as if ascertaining the ripeness of a supermarket avocado?

I am baffled by the insistence that damaging military aircraft is something any state should just tolerate. You may like the cause of the plane-smashers, but come on you can't pretend you're surprised a government would take issue with this.

What is the point, Royal Mail, of my sending a letter 1st class recorded delivery - supposed to be delivered the next working day - if six days later not a damn thing has happened? Just when is someone planning on "attempting" to deliver to the recipient?

Lol. She is such a fucking imbecile.

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Every one of these from Gareth Roberts has been a thing of beauty, but this might just be his masterpiece. It’s sublime - and serious. Analysis, as well as a much-needed metaphorical kicking. I think Gareth understands modern politics better than most political commentators.

Didn't expect to find Dr Bashir trending.