The internet's peaked. We can all quit our jobs now. No one will ever manage to make a better thing on the web. artsandculture.google.com/experiment/blo…

cal money’s first snow day 🤩

snowwwww

New project! We built an A.I. bot that mercilessly judges your taste in music on Spotify. See how your data stacks up against millions of indicators of objectively good music, including Pitchfork reviews and record store recommendations pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-…

thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts

“We’ve already sent out countless thoughts and prayers, what more do they want?” 😂 #StimulusBill

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

I can’t believe they renewed 2020 for another season

This is the first time a sitting president has been banned from Twitter going back to 1812

His lawyer said that at trial he won’t be taking the stand.

Me: I’ll do it when I have free time Me when I have endless free time: well not now though

how the vaccine rollout in the United States is currently going

Me, living in the US during this pandemic: damn, maybe it would've been better if I was still in The Netherlands, they probably have their shit together The Netherlands:

Your timeline is better with this tweet in it.

Teaching today was brutal. My first class of the day is a normally radiant & full-of-life 6th grade class. Today was heavy. We talked about Adam and being 13. Here's their collective poem

Painfully accurate how-i-experience-web-today.com