Finding out that Kendrick Lamar is a short king makes everything so much better.

It sucks being a Canadian during the #SuperBowl because we still have to listen to Tom Brady but we don't get any of the good commercials.

I'm far to advanced in age to know so much about this Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie beef.

The Married At First Sight producers when they found Jacqui

If I send you this it means I’m getting ready to YAP

told my husband to take my dog to get a modern haircut, and he brought my dog home like this

I'm in my mid thirties but if Isabel Conklin doesn't end up with Conrad Fisher I might have a mental breakdown!!

conrad's a doctor, he bakes, he's in therapy and you want me to root for the one who can't even log into the wifi at work?

Having co-workers is wild. Someone on my team was still crawling when 9/11 happened.

Do you think Taylor Swift has a diary where she logs all the Easter eggs so she doesn't lose track?

he thinks conrad should choose himself

🫠🫠🫠

That bee scene in "My Girl" didn't need to go that hard.

She gives her employees free college tuition. She donated to make the COVID vaccine possible. She roasted Taco Bell until they brought back the Mexican pizza. She's a goddamn national treasure. Get well soon, Dolly.

YOU READY SHOHEI???????

I know I have issues because my type is the body of Alejandro Kirk but the energy of Max Scherzer.

When the Loblaws self-checkout clerk accuses me of not paying for my potato wedges

I'm so nervous I could run through a wall

Rudy would have played in the Pop Tarts Bowl