This is funny. Very funny. Laugh out loud funny.

So true

Train guy

Oh you guys! If Tuesday was our worst day in memory, today might have been our best, certainly for years. The shop was heaving. We are so very grateful and frankly a bit "tired and emotional." We are not open tomorrow but we will be in the shop working on the orders we have.

The latest house price data published by Land Registry shows that UK house prices are growing and have increased by 2.2% in the year to November 2019. The average price of a property across the UK is £235,298 compared to £478,796 in #Winchester Thanks Dataloft | A PriceHubble company

Only the British could tyrannically invade and colonise half the world, then leave the EU due to immigration. #BrexitDay

Meanwhile, in #Algaida, #Mallorca the local police show up to reward those people who are following the rules and staying home - sound on! #COVID19 x.com/adamarch83/sta…

If you want to move house but are worried, as a conveyancing solicitor at Godwins Solicitors LL in Winchester, I'm happy to have a chat and answer your questions. To see today's guidance on moving home from the government, see the link below: gov.uk/guidance/gover…

There’s currently an annoying helicopter circling around while I’m trying to work. I assume it’s the police checking that, as per the latest government guidance, everyone’s doing whatever the fuck they like.

BREAKING: Vatican designates Barnard Castle a sacred site after thousands of blind pilgrims are miraculously cured over the past 24 hours.

Just mixed a bag of Skittles into a bag of M&Ms and I strongly recommend it. It needs a good name though, because I don't think S&Ms is going to work.

Love this, where there is a will there is a way!

YOU'RE WELCOME, PART II.

I love Britain, and believe we are the best at many things, but one thing other countries are better at is that they have double-decker trains.

As a former Secretary of State for Health, I feel it is my duty to give public health advice during this heat wave: Consider drinking water between pints. Cheers. 🍻

After producing one of the most iconic celebrations in English football history, Chloe Kelly has been praised for empowering women. More ⤵️ #Lionesses #BBCEuros #BBCFootball

This

Nothing like having a daughter training to be a nurse when you’re worrying whether you might have a serious affliction #cautiousbutrealistic

Many people asking us about #bumblebees at the moment - why they’re seeing them on the ground - so here’s a quick thread to explain what they’re up to. Please #retweet as every #queen that survives means a new colony that gets to exist & produce new queen #bees for next year! 1/8

There's nothing more humiliating than sitting outside KFC on a Friday night and asking drunk people on their way home for leftovers. Imagine being 16, 17, 18 and this is your only chance of survival. Being homeless was the most frightening time on my life. At 43, I have a house