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I'm so glad that my Conservative Leader Interview video with Brittlestar resonated with so many people! We can only hope Pierre has taken diligent notes! I have had a lot of people ask where they can share this video outside of Twitter, so here it is: youtu.be/UhYpec708-I?si…

Travelled to Madrid to drink sangria and touch some butts, and they were all out of sangria (I drank it)

After years of saving and sacrificing I'm so proud to say that I bought a house, never thought this would happen 🔑 so blessed ♥️😭 you can't visit

I told my father to take an artsy balcony photo of me in Toledo and despite him not knowing what that was I think he did very well, everyone say good job Clare's dad

I am about to be kicked out of Toledo, AMA

I go away for TEN DAYS and THREE DAYS IN Doug Ford announces a FUCKING UNDERGROUND TUNNEL fjrjsjdnsjqja

I like to think that if I'd been born in 1500s Spain I would have been some famous painter's muse, but if we're being honest we all know I'd have been burned as a witch for having 100 old-timey cats

a man in a business suit just walked by me and his phone rang and it was the exorcist theme song, so needless to say I have a lot of questions that I am absolutely too afraid to ask

401 TUNNEL ANNOUNCEMENT

And I want you to resign in utter disgrace, but APPARENTLY neither of us are going to get what we want, Doug

This morning I hiked approximately one billion kilometres (source needed) through a majestic canyon and not only did I not die but I saw five baby goats and, most importantly, a rat

the best compliment I can give Maggie Smith is that all I ever wanted was to act with her despite knowing that if I ever got the chance to do so I would be so intimidated I wouldn't be able to say any of my lines

How to Die Alone is finally out on Hulu, and for some crazy reason they allowed me to act with Natasha Rothwell and Jocko Sims for a few glorious moments, which felt illegal because they are both so cool and kind and talented!

Hello from Lisbon, I will not stop eating custard tarts until I fall over and roll down the very steep streets into the sea

my favourite thing about servers in european restaurants is that not only do they not care if you don't like the food, they do not care if you live or die

let's play a game of "guess how much wine I have consumed in europe today" and let me be very clear, there are no wrong answers