People perceive media in insane ways. Currently living with someone who thinks that a tv show is good because he can go on his phone for 10 minutes and not miss anything.

Glee is the only thing that’s made me die of cringe but also caused me to love it more

ALL ROADS LEAD TO DALNA

Yall get phantom pains of your umbilical cord?

Large gay man came up to me in the gym while I was crossing my legs and said “why you so perched”

The 1000 dollar Lego death star

My Asian mom had rice withdrawal cravings on the road trip so we had to stop by Panda Express :/

Depop is like Grindr but for clothes

Grayslop 🫩

Insomniac Mystique putting on her anti-child support suit to fight Rogue for the first time in her 250 year career

Accidentally said god is dead to a girl with a cross necklace

Nintendo really said how can we make this about Pikmin Bloom

I’m ready for Vespertine winter

boys are so real playing video games while ignoring everyone’s texts fun af

I hate how some people become much more enjoyable when drunk…

she channeled some divine energy when she wrote this masterpiece open.spotify.com/track/52LVnKB4…

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

Dryer sheets were created by big laundry

Frankly I hate local music, I’m at your show with AirPods in listening to pavement but you’d never know because my hair is so long. What I do like is drinking beer in a basement