you better hold on tight spider monkey

i can’t wait for toxic positivity to end and for us all to admit that gossiping is delightful

i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig

i fucking love nosebleedfitz and would probably lay down my life for her, never skip one of their tiktoks on my fyp and haven’t for months and yet i just do not know her name

“im just vibing” you have not eaten a vegetable in 17 days

rest in peace princess diana. rest in peace baby cakes. it’s a shame you never got to see your son abolishing the monarchy. you would have loved your son abolishing the monarchy.

I’ve typed and deleted so many tweets. I’m just going to say this.... Women and flowers. It was just women and flowers.

Heard ye ma’s an anti vaxxer, calls herself mrs doubtpfizer

living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated

Will Kettama recover from these allegations or will this controversy prove insurmountable?

exactly

Can’t believe I’ve turned on The Apprentice and Molly Mae isn’t hosting it

Israel condemns Russia's military attack on Ukraine "The acquisition of territory by force is illegitimate and a blatant violation of international law." Yes, that's what Israel actually said.

selling 4 pink pantheress tickets for stereo glasgow tonight ! dm me if ur interested