“we gotta go the uber is here”

when you feel guilty about not studying but you're still not studying

Every morning

If someone shows him this video he's DONE

Save the date for Season 8, Nine-Niners. The final season of #Brooklyn99 arrives Thursday, August 12 on @NBC.

MITCHELL DOES IT! 3:45.86

BREAKING: Jake Mitchell is going to the Olympics! TWO CARMEL OLYMPIANS IN ONE NIGHT.

Updated story on historic night for Carmel Swim Club. After waiting 81 years for first Olympian, Carmel gains two about 80 minutes apart: Drew Kibler and Jake Mitchell. They were once on same high school team. Yeah, that team was pretty good. indystar.com/story/sports/2…

hot girls are sleepy all day

It really be me vs the pile of clothes in my room

this is exactly how my mind works