I have this same conversation with my newborn 8 times a day

I'm a firm believer that proshots encourage people to see shows & are vital in preserving theatre. They feel like a time capsule of a specfic moment in theatre & I'm glad people can have more access to shows if they can't afford to or live too far.

Now I’m seeing “Wicked on stage could be shorter” like ppl are we seeing the same show? You want a show with that many plot holes to be SHORTER? Anyway, give me 5hrs of Wicked. Show me more of an arc between E & G at school. Fix the timeline in Act 2. Strengthen Elphie/Fiyero

“Do you have a flavor?” La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”

Tyler and I are watching pirates of penzance for the first time knowing nothing about it and this show is so DEEPLY unserious we're having such a great time

JUST REALIZED I CAN HAVE SANGRIA AGAIN

11 years dedicated to brainrot on Twitter lol

Not to be dramatic, but every time my newborn gives me one of those gassy smiles, my whole world bursts into sunshine, and everything is warm and golden, and my whole life has meaning

What the actual fuck netflix

ME: I don’t think a Muppet “West Side Story” works because it would start to assign race/class value to the different types of Muppets, and that doesn’t at all align with their established worldview THERAPIST: ok so like I said we’re gonna up your dosage

Bring back mainstream tap dancing

on da cob, we all corn

GIVE DANNY A DANCE WHERE HE CAN'T LIFT AND SEE WHAT HIS SCORE IS THEN #DWTS

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Steve Kornacki tonight

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

give this diva a gun right now

People on Facebook should be happy my dad is dead because he would be absolutely EVISCERATING and publicly shaming all these dummies

“You’d block someone over politics?” I’d block someone for saying they think Disney should get rid of MuppetVision 3D

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.