merry christmas

reading my spotify list being like omg wait i love these songs

I hate wearing a tank top to sleep bro I woke up and my boobs were across the street

i’m bringing a gun to spotify headquarters and i’m not leaving until they tell me how many genres of music there are

they know how to get on my nerves

if you wanna know what flying does to my body it’s literally edging all day but like with gas

Covid hit and first thing MFs said was “when can things get back to normal?” Scientists and health experts said “do XYZ” and y’all said “oh nah I’m not doing that”

My parents bought an AR 15 to defend their rural missouri home from antifa but little do they know antifa has ALREADY INVADED THEIR HOME and is in their fridge eating all their shredded mozzarella at 2 am

wh*te boys be like yea I played two sports in college, Lacrosse and Devil’s advocate

ellie goldstein for allure’s digital cover story “the beauty of accessibility” december 2020, by vicki king

I JUST CAME ACROSS THE MOST ADORABLE PEER-REVIEWED RESEARCH I HAVE EVER SEEN AND HAD TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT HAVE AN AMAZING WEEKEND!!!!

there are other people on death row who can still be saved, petitions below

Conversations about ending the death penalty can not exclude complete abolition of the police and the current justice system. This shit doesn’t happen without relying on all the systems of violence which the state utilizes idc

hey guys so I added my mom on my spotify account for christmas because she wants music on her phone 🥺 she keeps asking me to help her sign up for spotify or apple how do I keep her from doing it for the next few weeks

Do you see the problem.

you ever been so sad that you can't eat and if you make yourself eat you can't stop gagging :/ why do I ruin everything