i hate being a customer i hate doing that to someone

me waiting for the alcohol to kick in so I can lose my shyness

Men should be less insecure about their height and more ashamed about their emotional intelligence

Unfortunately I’m about to get sexier

‘gas stoves are dangerous’ ‘there’s lead in your chocolate’ ‘your food is full of microplastics’ what am i supposed to do

I tell my cat “I know” whenever he meows but I’ll be honest, I have no idea.

damn people really like this video on insta 🫣

#NewProfilePic stepping into my crunchy mom era

cher in cher in the 70s her 70s

Just dropping these here

me trying to hold in my “I love you guys” speech when the liquor hit

in honor of 'Scooby Doo' turning 21 years old, here's a thread with all the adult jokes/deleted material that would've made the movie even better:

i wasn’t put on earth to look for parking