Haven’t used twitter in about a billion years but hello!👋 What did I miss?

Beemo considers 'the camera' ... #rats

The young girl who has sat in front of me on the train smells like she fell into a vat of old lady perfume. I'm being suffocated by musk.

Fellow #nanowrimo-ers, are you suffering from writer's block? Listen to this piece of music and be inspired: youtube.com/watch?v=MvVEY2…

On the home stretch for #nanowrimo now! Just cranking out my last 3,500 words of 50,000. The end is in sight. Phew!

I did it! Proud NaNoWriMo winner here! So intense but so happy I made it to the end. Still writing? You can do it! xx

Dear person setting off fireworks in Brighton. You are 3 weeks + 3 days late for Guy Fawkes night and 4 weeks, 5 days early for NYE. Stahp!

The word "moist"

Like every important movement, reading needs a manifesto: incidentalcomics.tumblr.com/post/118120721…

See you there! x.com/HYPERJAPANeven…

Kitkats have hashtags on them now... What a time to be alive.

#AccidentalPartridge (Via - Mark C)

This weather is atrocious. So glad I'll be spending my day in the warm glow of #BrightonSEO!

Hey Starbucks UK please could you tell me what these gross lumps are in my burnt caramel latte? Undrinkable! :(

Here it is! The (Unofficial) #BrightonSEO Bingo Card! Pi Datametrics @scopey123 @optimiserprime Sophie Moule #SEO

"draw the person next to you in 30 seconds".. ux fun with Jenni Lloyd #uxbri

Where work and personal passions meet: today's #UXbrighton talks have given me some great ideas for my NaNoWriMo novel. #inspired

"Writing a novel is like driving a car at night..." - E.L. Doctorow #amwriting #nanowrimo #nanowrimo2016 #books

ACCIDENTALLY PASTED THIS INTO AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF MY E-SIGNATURE, AND IN MY PANIC TO DELETE IT MANAGED TO SEND IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.