I spy wae one little eye...
Something beginning wae Zzzz...🥱🥱🥱💤💤💤💤💤
Nighty night yous lot...sweet dreams...of me...of course 😴😴😴

Decided tae match ma nails wae silver tonight rather than pink...😉🤓🤭😈😉🤷🏻‍♀️

Feel like I've kindae committed myself tae wearing pink for the next few weeks tae coordinate wae ma new nails 😆😍🤷🏻‍♀️

Off oot for a McDonald's and new nails wae oor Faith 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Jist had ma boobs touched in the middle ae the main street by a local fella who has mild learning disabilities and a massive crush on me...😤🤣😤
I don't quite know how tae tell him tae get himself the fuck away fae me 😫🤣😫😤🤣😤😫🤣😫🤦‍♀️

Morning yous lot and happy Monday!
Slept better and feeling pretty good today but jist discovered a grey eyebrow hair 🤓😆🤦‍♀️🙄🤣😬
The joys ae gettin older, eh? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤓😆🤦‍♀️🤣🙄
Have yersel a belter folks 🥰😊👌

Off tae bed I go...
Ma sister's workmates have apparently been pestering the life oot her for whit page I show ma naughty stuff on since they met me recently...
Ssshhh..don't tell em it's
admireme.vip/MrsProcrastina…
...or she'll never live it doon at her work 😉😆🤷🏻‍♀️😈🤓

Evening yous lot...feeling a bit better than I was earlier..damned menopause and mental health problems are nae fun lemme tells ye 😫🙄🤦‍♀️
Went oot shopping wae oor Vic this afternoon...and for once I left Primark withoot buying any new jammies 🤣🤓🤷🏻‍♀️

It's easy tae recognise that yer mental health is aw goin tae shit once it's aw gone tae shit 🙄🤦‍♀️😫🤷🏻‍♀️

Re-rediscovered ma 33 year old Nancy Friday books ae women's fantasies I'd stuck under ma old bed when I replaced it this morning...
Frisky disnae even BEGIN tae describe Ms Friday and her library ae responsibilities for most ae ma orgasms thereafter 😈🤭🤷🏻‍♀️

These hot flushes can go fuck emselves right up the arse wae nae lube btw 😫🥵🤦‍♀️😫🤣🤓😫🤦‍♀️

Gawdmotherfuckindammittt!!!
Jist leapt outtae bed...and sleep..thinking ma door wis bein chapped there...which it definitely wisnae bein 🙄🤣🤦‍♀️😆😫
That's whit I fucking well get for nodding aff at 8pm watching TV on ma laptop 😫🤦‍♀️🤣😆🤓🤷🏻‍♀️

Love ma new bed so much I'm in it already...alone unfortunately but that's...usually...how I like it anyways 🤣😉😍🤭😏🤓🤷🏻‍♀️

Evening yous lot!
Been up fae 6am for ma new bed gettin delivered and have been in chaos since...ma neighbours mistook me humpin ma old bed oot for me jist plain humpin and banged on ma ceiling at one point...PRICKS 🤣🤦‍♀️🤓🙄

Ye live alone..🤷🏻‍♀️
Ye can dae whitever the fuck ye like 🤷🏻‍♀️😆😈😏

Whitever ye think ye can dae...
I can dae better 🤷🏻‍♀️😉🤷🏻‍♀️🤓

Damn near ripped a nipple aff on a door handle there so aw bets are aff 🤣😬😋🤷🏻‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤓🤣😆🤷🏻‍♀️