don’t ever use your friend as a therapist just because you think they’re fine with it yes it’s okay to vent once in a while but they also have problems of their own and might not know how to respond back so here’s a wad of cash to help you afford one

my life is spiraling more out of control than the broken bumper cars at the fair

opposite day was months ago

Eduardo

chasing after the ice cream truck should be counted as a real sport once I hear the usual broken melody I grab my wallet and hurry out the door after I do the truck starts driving away that’s when I turn on track star mode all this effort just for a fudge popsicle

the only olympics I participate in are mario & sonic at the olympic games

probably because I’m not a war criminal

My alliance is with the #BlackEagles and house leader Edelgard of #FireEmblem: Three Houses! Which house do you choose?

why is it that when others drink alcohol people call them an alcoholic but when I drink fanta no one calls me fantastic ?

if you want to live longer then swallow caprisun or kool-aid instead of garbage !

breathing is so overrated 🙄✋

nintendo ds

cats aren’t evil sure they’re mean but it’s not like they’re really going to plot world domination behind your back and if they do at least they’ll let you live depending if you feed them human food

hamster isn’t made of ham just because it’s in front of ‘amster’ doesn’t mean it is