Per Woj: Colin Johnson is poised to select the chocolate peanut butter ice cream with the first overall pick

Karmas a bitch, Buster.

They didn’t.

Marathon playlist locked n loaded.

If I ever ran for president, I’d make it mandatory that airlines give you 20 clams in free credits at the airport watering hole for every hour you’re delayed

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*go to the bathroom at the same time as your coworker twice in one day* 100% chance of getting hit with: “Ope! Looks like we’re on the same schedule!”

Steak. I don’t know why we don’t do steak

Black Friday: For the first time in the 100-plus year history of the franchise, the Chicago Bears have made an in-season head-coaching change, firing Matt Eberflus.

Christmas came early

Doc Hudson.

In the unfortunate event where Buddy Valastro leaves us forever, I will have no choice but to show up to his funeral and yell “We gotta move this friggin casket!”

I'm gonna miss #jacksandborn. Cowboys got a good one.

DAAAAAAA POPE

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Had to.

Mother— Word comes from the Northern Frontier that the cow bosoms have dried from exploitation, leaving Wisconsin dairy farms barren. The taxes will be amassed into our coffers & the Reserve Bank pledges improved muskets and rifles for my sidearm. We have taken the North. —CW

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