Derrick White just chased down Embiid and blocked his shit at the rim. Philly is challenging the play. Not because of a foul, but because they simply can't believe DW can do that

It’s Fuck-Em-Up Wednesday, did you fuck anybody up today?

I’m not okay and I haven’t been okay for a long time and I don’t think I’ll ever be okay again. A win tonight would help, though

Getting ahead of this now. Trying to enjoy my Friday

The last 24 hours everyone on Celtics twitter has done their best to make me look like the sane person here. Do you understand how psychotic yall gotta be to do that? 😂 Everything’s gravy. Tatum’s back & we get a game 7 in a year we were supposed to suck. You either love hoops

This is the greatest tweet of all time

I’m gonna get in trouble for this when she wakes up in a cpl hours, but fuck it—Happy Birthday to most generous, thoughtful, caring, hard-working woman I’ve ever been blessed to have known. I’m only here today because of this one girl. Love you so much 💚

Tough way to go out—Losing 3 straight for the 1st time since the 1st 3 games of the season. Proud as hell of this group. The culture is elite. The future is bright. Growth is inevitable. Reset that repeater tax penalty & the Jays era could extend another 10 years GO CELTICS

Can we talk about bacon’s profit margins for a minute? Enough is enough

I’m sorry did ANY OF YALL CARRY THE TEAM TO A 2 SEED?!? NO?? Get JB’s name out your mouth & say thanks Dad

The only offseason changes we need to make is trading this dumbass fanbase

I lost so much respect for a lot of yall.. people who I thought knew ball are exposing themselves as casuals

Our neighbor across the woods is a beekeeper & All Hell has broken loose. They have escaped & swarmed my other neighbor’s chicken coop. He works for the FBI & is deathly allergic to bees. Can’t wait to see how this plays out

This was alllllll woods when I bought my house. Now I got this freaking monstrosity to look at. The construction of this building has: Cracked my foundation; Ruined my property value; Caused enormous impact to my wife’s business; and has generally just been a consistent nightmare

I’m a dick but I’m not an asshole. When I tell you to go to hell—I still want you to get there safely 🫶

Me: “Do you think they have Skyrim in Heaven?” My Wife: “I think Skyrim came from Heaven” Fellas… never settle. She’s out there somewhere, I promise

I just learned South Korea has women-only buses that operate strictly between 11pm-5am. That’s a fucking great idea. We live in a capitalistic country, right? Whoever did that here would surely make a lottttt of money 👀

Yall are geeking over social media notis while I got this. Never forget who’s really holding the bag