cleo ⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚

day 4 of trying to be less sexy — i hear all your feedback and i’m very sorry i remain being so hornifying to you all. i decided to try a new angle today. any feedback is required. thanks for coming with me on this journey.

cleo ⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ yeah hi garfield lady, i’m still a big fan of the series so keep it up. unfortunately my erection has not subsided since yesterday so starting i’m to get headaches from lack of blood to the brain. maybe try wearing one of those t rex suits. cheers mate, can’t wait for day 4!!

Found these old photos of me as a kid (about 10-13) it was never a phase

ever since starting to be less sexy i’ve lost nearly 20 followers. your morals are all messed up guys

hey what’s up guys. day 2 of trying to be less sexy — i know how i make people feel & i hope my naturally provocative nature won’t drive anyone too crazy. my apologies if i give you a raging boner with this picture. let me know what i can do to tone it down even more

cleo ⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ WAIT GO SUPER BALD AND THEN GET LIKE THE GARFIELD WITH SUCTION CUPS AND PUT ON YOUR HEAD

kermit the frog is an abusive piece of SHIT!!!!!!

wow, never thought of that one — thanks! i’ll give it a go!