Craig Conroy

Craig Conroy (I’m not a good GM)

Wanna feel old? #Flames AGM Craig Conroy played his 1,000th NHL game 10 years ago last week.

10 years ago today, #Flames AGM Craig Conroy played his final NHL game. He played 7:13 in a 4-1 loss to Minnesota.

I was thinking about and missing Macho Man Randy Savage. The guy had no real character development, no redeemable traits, just a neon total lunatic all the time. Pure fucking chaos. #machoman #snapintoaslimjim

With the introduction of the new COVID variants, I can’t help but feel nostalgic for the smooth, lower transmission taste of Corona Virus Classic™️

“I’m not gonna get the vaccine”

Three single cheeseburgers, fries with sweet & sour dipping sauce and sprite. It is only serve between midnight and 4 am and you have to be drunk as a skunk to order it (it’s the law).

Growing a moustache.

“We no speak americano” - Yolanda Be Cool. Because he’s 100% Italian and he’s on the 100% Italian line.

Beef sheets™️

I love how hockey insiders work one day of free agent frenzy and then they immediately post pictures from their lake properties like “I earned this, be nice to one another see you in October”

The “Back to the Future” trilogy is better than Homer’s Odyssey #finaltweet

Imma cleats-up tackle these fucking things.