Sober October. Who’s in?

I’m proud to announce my first ever world tour...new hour of material - one night only. I am THE MACHINE! Tag a friend in the comments who you want to do a body shot with and come find me in your city! #BodyShotsWorldTour

Reintroduce yourself.

HEX ON KAVANAUGH: A coven of witches plan to hex newly-confirmed Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh using effigies, coffin nails, graveyard dirt and more. bit.ly/2CKBBdJ #kwch12

Black belts and chicken heads.

You ain’t gotta chase after true friends or true love.

Saw the new Halloween Movie. I give it 3 outta 9.

Who rocks out at 9:30am at my kids’ school?....We do!

Buying a wok

I need someone to come cut my hair

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 CORNERS - "Love Letters" (Official Video) youtu.be/qtokIOGCPDk via YouTube

This #KILLTONY show with every-other walk up wearing a red flannel is amazing!!

IG nothin but the best memories.

What’s good dirty mutts

If you fw candy corn you can’t be trusted