i’ve got friends with degrees, LLC’s and felonies and i’ve learned something from every one of them

It doesn’t matter what you do. There will always be someone who doesn’t agree with you.

“Shit’ll buff”ing my way through seasonal depression

i can’t believe how much i used to love going out. Now i don’t want anyone to talk to me and if i’m not in bed by 9pm i’m angry

Thought it was going to be a bad day until I saw a bottle of Malibu and a tri tip sitting on my desk. Best bosses ever.

What my boyfriend said: “The control module in your car needs to be replaced.” What I heard: “You need to buy a new pickup.”

Ian Tyson just crossed the great divide. Hope he rest in peace, always loved his music

I find comfort in the fact that you no longer know me

Sled guys are the male equivalent of horse girls and you can’t convince me otherwise

One of the worst feelings is having to let go of a childhood horse… #RIP

i apologize if i ever was a toxic person in ur life, i’m maturing everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.

At my wedding, ain’t a single one of the boys are allowed to get the microphone. Cause they’re gonna be like, “Remember that one time?” Yeah, that’s enough buddy sit back down💀

I love the smell of a mf burning their last bridge with me 😂

I think going to a rage room would be very beneficial to me

Y’all ever wanna hug a man but also choke him at the same time

If one more person who’s owned their home for 20+ years asks me “why don’t you just buy a house?”… yeah dude my bad didn’t think of that one I’ll get right on it