“@OfTolkienAndTea: My eyes sting. pic.x.com/dr8FNo7W8O” Oh maaaaan

Even Nazgûl have to keep their hoods dry

*Runs onto TL* Sorry I'm late! Traffic was killer in the Misty Mountains #RoyalWedding

*Stands around awkwardly* I haven't attended an elven wedding in years! #RoyalWedding

// Am I giving Ro away or just chilling?

*A single tear rolls down his cheek* damn it, I can't have Thranduil see me tear up

*Brings out a tray of small glasses filled with different coloured liquids* SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS #royalwedding

Faramir is tired of your whining.

What's that Tauriel? #notreal

Of course.

“Justin: There is a strong argument to be made that Patrick Stewart is one of the Blue Wizards.” I can confirm

You wanna go m8

Whaaaat

Pippin is of a different kind

@Hasty_Haldir Blasphemy.

#ReWriteAFilmIn5Words Cast it into the salad #DiningTipsWithElrond

#ReWriteAFilmIn5Words Bilbo: I found this ring Gandalf: Oh

@Hasty_Haldir My eyebrows are my soul.

@Hasty_Haldir You're damn right

There is only one shade of grey...