I’m here for a good time, not a long time. x.com/drinkingjewel/…

Or else what? Are you gonna eat me? x.com/crimsonsourcer…

Huh. Or maybe I taste fantastic. We’ll never know! x.com/crimsonsourcer…

Shoop, shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop—— Drops a water bottle for — 𝑮𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒂.. SHOOP BA-DOOP BA-DOOP BA-DOOP.

Caffeine - 1 Barry - 0

I want to meet. . . the giant purple man.

INHALES DEEPLY. “HELLO, GIANT PURPLE MAN.” x.com/gauntlettitan/…

. . . Listen. I didn’t think that—— I DON’T KNOW. x.com/cosmicblades/s…

“How’s it. . . uh, how’s it going?” Wow, he’s really giant. x.com/gauntlettitan/…

You know, if you’re looking for Barry, I’m—— I’m sure he’s around here somewhere! Nervous laughter.

————;;

Well, no. He’s intelligent in some areas, but he doesn’t think before he acts. That’s his big problem. He’s probably gonna get himself killed one day. x.com/cosmicblades/s…

Hiding? He’s not hiding. He’s just not. . . out in the open. Not hiding though.

“No! I just. . . uh. . . You’re really daunting once you’re in front of a guy, y’know?” Cue nervous laughter. x.com/gauntlettitan/…

He doesn’t wanna get squished to death either. But if it happens, she can have all his flowers. x.com/cosmicblades/s…

Food?

UHHHHhhhHHHHH. NO? x.com/speedyslinger/…

“Uhhh. . . That everyone told me not to meet you but that you don’t seem so bad?” Yet. There’s an unspoken ‘yet’ tacked onto the end of that. x.com/gauntlettitan/…

GOOD MORN——— It’s the middle of the night.

Yikes.