Power is out in half the city! Break out the flashlights and eat all the ice cream.

If any of you have seen Jesus, please let these guys know.

Power out at Temple and Ponderosa. Traffic backing up as much as three cars deep. Quelle horreur.

Camarillo's biggest biker gang is at @InstitutionAles

Awful looking accident at Arneill & Daily.

Lots of road kill on Ponderosa Drive today. Watch out if you spent today polishing your pickup's rims.

Camarillo fun fact: 97% of SUV drivers in town are the proud parents of an honor student.

Today as a public service, heavy traffic jams on Las Posas will remind you why you do not live in Los Angeles.

Camarillo will never be this interesting again.

Black smoke south of the outlets. Did Waypoint Cafe go overboard with the tri tip this time?

You can all sleep now, folks. The helicopter chase is over.

Run to Cure Brain Cancer June 6 at Village at the Park. Register today: runtocurebraincancer.com #joggin4thenoggin

Need a good run for a good cause this Saturday? runtocurebraincancer.com

Line for cronuts at Rolling Pin currently 35 minutes long.

#joggin4thenoggin

Topic of next city council meeting is a ban on Christmas decorations before December 1st

Lots of police sirens and now a SWAT van at Arneill and Ponderosa

Officer involved shooting at 7-11 today: vcstar.com/news/local/cam…

There goes the neighborhood.

Camarillo woman named Miss Ventura County. In other news, it is the 21st century and beauty pageants are somehow still a thing.