We are witnessing a generational main character run for Philadelphia

the thought of going on a bunch of first dates sounds so exhausting and unappealing at this point. do not flirt with me unless you’re trying to go as a whole wife for halloween

one time i went on this date and i thought it went okay but at the end she saluted as she told me to have a good night and i knew id never hear from her again

if i do this it means im in love with you btw

i hope this grey sweatpants fall photo finds you well

LMAO he really just said idk him like that about his own vp pick

imagine not being terminally online tuning into this debate and listening to a presidential nominee yell about people eating animals in ohio and doing transgender operations in prison on illegal aliens

i get pretty excited for the weekends for someone who just watches youtube videos and is in bed by 10pm

god is speaking to me and keeps telling me to buy more sweatshirts and hoodies

i have concepts of a parlay

youre laughing?? im facing an 0-2 start in my fantasy league and youre laughing????

they’re eating the dogs

moving to a walkable city won’t magically solve all your problems but i can tell you being able to put on a favorite outfit and walking anywhere you want without ever having to worry about traffic or parking certainly will make those problems more tolerable