The religious people will describe heavęn as a classless, stateless, moneyless society with no private property, no suffering, and everyone’s needs met, they then turn around and call communism evił. It will never stop being funny.

Me: “Can God make the sun stand still?” Christian: “Yes! He did it for Joshua.” Me: “Can God restore sight to the blind?” Christians: “Yes! He’s done that many times!” Me: “Can God miraculously regrow amputated limbs in humans?” Christian: “God is not a magician!” 😂

En España los hospitales pueden sacar tu cama a la calle para que mueras lentamente si tú seguro privado no cubre los gastos. Lo siento, me equivoqué, es Estado Unidos... la tierra de la libertad de Trump, en España la sanidad es universal. Trump, tú país es horrible.

The entire world would like to buy a vowel.

why do I feel like I could listen to them talk for hours over charcuterie and cocktails, they're gorgeous

Actors didn’t attempt to use Russian accents for CHERNOBYL and it was great. This is a non-issue.

random reminder that this was the reason likes are now private on twitter

Don’t ever say some dumb shit like This again.

Wait

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Americans: "Iranians are religious radicals." Also the White House faith advisor leading a mass exorcism:

Melissa Barrera says the people who "accused me of being antisemitic" still "deny that what’s going on [in Gaza] is a genocide. So, we’re never going to see eye to eye on that... And they’re wrong. Just factually wrong." "The specifics of my situation were like a perfect storm.

Absolutely.

RIGHT ON CUE 😫

What the fuck is this retard talking about? We don’t want to use our credit cards. That’s bad for us the consumers!

Oh honey, that milestone was met in 2017 when he was inaugurated for the first time

People are already peddling ivermectin for Hantavirus. The same people had never heard of Hantavirus 3 days ago. We live in the dumbest possible timeline.