hey elon, train your AI off THIS!!

I am fighting the War On Perverts on the side of Perverts

dating someone who’s adhd and unobservant means i can spill half a gallon of water on the wood floor about 5 feet away from them and i can fix it without them even noticing :)

i don’t like hot and i do like people

good morning

i believe in fat fuck supremacy

watch your step this #FursuitFriday

bitches hate my capacity for fun and whimsy

my fiancé didn’t know what this was when i referenced it like last year 😭

i have died. see you next #FursuitFriday

fiancé doesn’t know about pop danthology :(

As of today, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

chronic lurker moment

i will never make my fucking bed you can’t make me do it i refuse

cat on da bed, what will he do #FursuitFriday

productive gaming year

merry christmas i am eating your tree