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Jeremiah was everything Ace wanted to be. over 5’5.

they’d walk the mile with me in middle school

being a woman (the gender) is awesome being a woman (the political class) is less so

I basically like my life, but I also feel that living in the world right now - I mean, especially right now, but really all the time - requires a level of radical compartmentalization that gives me the constant low-level burning sensation of going insane. Anyone else feel this??

You can go almost anywhere in the world and it’ll be more enjoyable than south Florida

I have no problem with the Epstein files being released because I do not have an undying loyalty to any politicians. If someone from my side is exposed, I would prefer that they face consequences. If you feel differently, I think you should consider leaving your cult.

i come from a long line of people in weird moods

stevie and lindsey said speaking of cheating. we’re back baby.

Empathy and learning to read.

the Coldplay concert was crazy

Watching the locals discovering the front bottoms through Zach Bryan was not on my 2025 bingo card

An important announcement: I’ve just discovered that rosefinches exist. 🩷

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.

call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can.

Me starting off my wedding vows like :

call me the us government the way im also accepting paypal and venmo payments for those who want to reduce my debt

In the best way