I Need To Shoot My Phone

it feel so good outside do anybody wanna fight

Please don’t invite me for game night or trivia nights. I turn into an animal. A vicious animal.

everybody swing on they coworker tomorrow i don’t care which one just do it

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

i can hold a conversation. it will just be strange and confusing

Scared of tall ppl what if they lick the top of my head

"I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" well I asked Ronald Reagan and he said "AAAHHH! HELP! I'M BURNING! I'M BURNING IN HELL! AAAAHHHH!"

Charlie Kirk’s Death Exposed the Biggest Scam in History. Video by: Chase Hughes (⭕️ Chase Hughes)

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

greek yogurt and vietnamese coffee for breakfast. mexican hotdog and brazilian lemonade for lunch #mrworldwide

If you CC my boss on an email just to “loop him in,” Oh let’s go. Meet me in the Teams chat parking lot