Soooo I’ve been MIA for a moment to my #90DayFiance & #LoveAfterLockup family here’s why…I mastered it y’all!!! At 50!!! Been a long journey but I’m not done yet…Ph.D…where u at? Stay tuned!!! #MBA #UMGCGrad2024 #3degreesHOT

Ok so I am backkkkk so let’s get into it…this new season is a bonafide shit show!!! Melissa in her 30’s? Where? & If Justine & Mike don’t stop procreating…their kids are gonna disown their asses…and c’mon Kim…polygamy is a crime Sis…😂😂#lifeafterlockup #loveafterlockup

If I saw Kerok on the street I’d have no idea of they’re born gender…I must say he wears dude well…he a lil hippy tho…😂😂 #lifeafterlockup 🏳️‍🌈#loveafterlockup

Louie why tf did u spend $18K on a ring bruh? RU rly in a position for that kind of purchase? IMO that’s for keepin up with purpose on Melissa’s end…I know well off folk that wouldn’t go out on a whim like dat…go all out on $8K…yall be trippin…#loveafterlockup

So Justine would leave the kids with her 19 yr old daughter…not her husband nor the son’s dad yet ur still having kids with this man that u CLEARLY don’t see as mature and capable enough to take care of at best the kids y’all created together…that’s insane!!! #loveafterlockup

These women/men be trippin…insecurities are at an all time high…that’s why they date inmates…but boy oh boy when they come home…they got wardens all over again…geesh…#loveafterlockup #lifeafterlockup

Is it just me when Bianca & Daniel come I instantly yawn…they’re boring asf…and she’s not ready for this…ole Danny Boy will back in the pen in two shakes of a martini…😂😂 #loveafterlockup

Is it me or is that confessional wig of Mia’s (this blonde/black flip) crooked? That part is not in the middle of her face annnnddddd why is it so far back on her head? 🤔🤔 That one ain’t is sis!! Hated it!!! 😂😂 #RHOP

Is it me or does Stacey & Florian’s story line seem scripted? This is the worst acting ever…lol!!! She could barely keep a straight face…Darcy too…Florian be looking like huh? They must not tell him the “scene”…😂😂 #90dayfiancethelastresort #TLC

Chantel please girl…now u just wanna show u 🐱 slightly on TV…#90Daydiaries

My birthmark is on my ass shaped like lips ( no lie) annnnd my eldest daughter’s is the exact same…why is she making this a big deal? Ur sex game must be trash if all the dudes focus on ur birthmark…lol!!! Girl just say u gettin a tummy tuck! #90Daydiaries #chantelsdumbass

Diana is a ole Miss Messy Boots ain’t she? But I’m here for it!!! #90DayFiance

On some grown woman ish there’s nothin Mina and Jade need to discuss IMO…and there’s nothin Jade needs to know abt their relationship…it’s been 5 yrs…Diana did exactly what she intended…expose ur insecurities…believe me her and her girl talkin now…#90DayFiance

I’d be scared as hell in there with Shekinah and ‘nem they look sadistic…like they’re getting ready for a seance…especially her sisters and Sarper…lol…#90DayFiance

So Shekinah got beef with Amani and wants Sarper to defend her against a woman? Not to mention she could have just stfu and not give 2 damns on that throuple’s gender identities…smh…#90DayFianceTellAll #tlc #90DayFiance

Why is Tim on here? He reminds me of someone’s mom…he’s obviously through menopause…ur boots are made for sittin still now Bub… #90dayfiancehuntforlove

Darcey & Stacey are twinning the same in their marriages 2…their actions & many many surgeries speak 2 their insecurities…they were both beautiful prior to them…give it up on the young foreigners…lol…they not about that emotional life…#tlc #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

Is it me or does Guillermo’s mom look like an older Elizabeth? 😂 #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90DayFiance #tlc

Madelein is still a little girl mentally…Luke run away now…she’s got a lot of growing up to do…#90dayfiancetheotherway #tlc

Darcey and Stacey look amazingly awful…lol!!! Why did y’all do that to yourselves? I love them but this is not it sissies!! #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #tlc