I clipped the wrong wire

*me interviewing your fingers* This one is Jupiter and this one is mars and that one is Pluto and this is Venus and ooo that guy right there is Neptune. And I’m the sun. There we have it a whole solar system

If you see me with clipped toenails just know I’m either getting play or going to the beach

If misery loves company well then I guess I sure ain’t miserable

Hit me up if you know anyone that can perform semi professional surgery. Trying to look at the organs I don’t need in jars to understand myself better

we're gonna be ourselves if you wanna come over later bro

That was gangsta and by gangsta I mean it was the right thing to do

I get uneasy around magnets because of the metal in my blood

why do you want to know me what will you do with the evidence

#DropLoWeOnGo

I’m just one scientist. I’m tired of doing all this unethical experimentation it’s too much for just one scientist

The vodka soadies got me ripping straight mud bubbles on my porcelain throne

Paying doctors is completely optional if you’re pure of heart

I am my food, my food is me.

Big things coming in April

Update on my goals

My body is not a temple it’s a carnival

You gonna keep crying in that Maybach or come giggle in this ford fusion? I also have 20k McDonald’s points. We might have to go through the drive through a couple times but I’m willing 2 do that 4 you. Deuces ✌️.

How do I make this hantavirus thing about me 🤔? Cause I feel as if I’m what really matters.