@Rico_nastyy vince U and Vince roasting Kenny in the gc

im tryna smoke that shit that made Tom Cruise

uncle weed will have you listening to the acoustic zeppelin songs thinking you should re read lord of the rings cousin weed has you googling "mayan cell phones real" with all the curtains closed and your heart sounding like a jackhammer

this is worryingly bad, legitimately hard to grasp why this was made. i'm actually concerned. this is what one of the biggest musicians rn with practically unlimited resources is creating. art is dead

inventing butter is crazy .. how do u see milk and think "damn i have GOT to churn this shit"

something about the mcdonald's drive thru just makes me wanna tweet, man, I cant explain it

this dude type just told me he's "gonna go see the midnight premier of Oppenheimer" and just went to the bathroom and started loudly shitting

this how I dap the homies up after I havent seen em in a while

Give a fish a nice day out, eat somethin nice Teach a fish about a lifetime, he'll become a man

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Just a little "Weekend Hype" for Y'all.. Haha

my doctor recommended that I eat a Lot more Mcdonalds

sometimes u just gotta put on pajamas and its like "damn maybe everything is gonna be alright"

sometimes the side chick aint even a chick sometimes its putting on pajamas and watching youtube

its true god DOES have a plan but the great big plan is just that I have to go to work and be sad

i hope no one has already done this #webfishing