A negative EBITDA is upsetting to shareholders, an unsacked Carthage is upsetting to Angels

he left the bunker for the computer down the road to learn the lay of the land. when he came back we asked for the report and he said, "growling and baring teeth". our rations are still good. we await the coming of the great silence, which must be endured for 2 years, 8 months

when someone stares at you it's like, "do you think i'm beautiful?" "do you recognize me from a most wanted poster?" pick your next moves carefully, i'm watching your hands and feet

i search for the ignored thing, the condemned thing, and the profane thing, and my labor has made me immeasurably wealthy

i saw papachaga live at the Göbeklitepe 11,000th anniversary reunion concert. my ears are ringing, my vocal cords are shot, a few bones have vibrated out of place, i am roaming the countryside to seize for myself whatever glints in my eye

the lightning is sparked I am found in the wheat separate from the chaff

it's not clear to me how much you exist. let's see a tall statue in your likeness

the future can reveal itself like the silk of a spiderweb shining in the sun

reply 'thank you neighbor' for 10 years of good fortune

In the print edition of Encyclopaedia Britannica from 1932, Pappachaga is 9 feet tall

is that you in the howling wind?

they knocked at my door when the candy bowl was already emptied. baked potatoes will have to do

i've told the clouds that i would like you to be buried under 100 inches of snow

a basket full of jewels washed up along the pond

that tree you planted 1,000 years ago still remembers your face

i covered torn-out pages of cookbooks with soil and the vines growing on top of them are producing impossible treats

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Alfonso Cigarillo has been apprehended and deported by Jauzian ICE. Many thanks to everyone who called our tip line.