Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.

❝Lɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ: Iꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɴ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴍʏ.❞ Jᴀᴍᴇs Jᴏsᴇᴘʜ Kᴇʟʟᴇʀ. ⊰ Sᴘᴀᴡɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #Sᴛᴀʀʙᴏʏ. ⊱ Brother to @gaybestfricnd ≽ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ & ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ. ≽ sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ᴄʜᴇᴍ. ʀᴛ???

❛ 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌. 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈. ❜ ｔｈｅ ｂｌａｃｋｈｏｏｄ - ᴛᴇᴇɴ ᴀᴜ! ʙʟᴀᴄᴋʜᴏᴏᴅ ᴏᴄ - ʙᴜʟʟᴅᴏɢ ꜰᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇ - ꜱᴇʟ ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ - ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ 𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓉?

He is a ??? soft naive rich boy? PlslovehimheisGOOD--

She heard correctly, then. Lodge blood, through and through. x.com/ghoulieroyalty…

Best friends with a /gang member,/ though? He's not too sure.. x.com/ghoulieroyalty…

Hmm.. She did have a point. If all Ghoulies looked as harmless as her, were they really even gang members? He decided to trust her, bless his heart. x.com/ghoulieroyalty…

Well, if his new BEST FRIEND can be in a gang with them.. they can't be /that/ bad? ...Can they? Oh, of course! Why didn't he think of that sooner? x.com/ghoulieroyalty…

His hair is very soft and he loves pat pats. Yeeees. Yes. x.com/pueriparvuli/s…

/ I have suuuuch a muse for lloyd ahhh

He would greatly appreciate not being ripped to pieces, thanks. Perhaps he should have his favorite chef from New York flown to Riverdale? x.com/ghoulieroyalty…

// lowkey i want a sl where lloyd comes to riverdale and they have this cute rich naive boy/tough closeted jock dynamic going?

/ AND ITS LIKE ? lloyd being so fuckin confused because why is he closeted? wtf? bc he doesnt understand living in a small town. so its all dramatic and shit AH

Knowing that had calmed his worries. He'd rather not be maimed his first week in Riverdale. Yes, yes! His friends only deserve the best! x.com/ghoulieroyalty…

He shrugged, "Maybe! My family's known for being kinda cold, though." As much as he loved being a Lodge, they did have quite the reputation. At least in New York. x.com/pueriparvuli/s…

/ THE FUCKIGN GIF RAE BEJDBDJS x.com/cherubicnisse/…

How sweet. Shopping and gossiping? Those are his two true talents! Do they even count as talents? x.com/ghoulieroyalty…

"Oh.. Uh," HESITATION. WHAT DOES HE DO. "I can't...relate. Sorry for your loss." LLOYD IS AN IDIOT. x.com/pueriparvuli/s…

/ i fell asleep waaay too early last night so im gonna work on my replies as soon as i am actually awake lmao im still sleepy

/ BLEH i will get to replies when i can :> in school currently so that will probably be around 3:05 ish est