sometimes i think of really funny replies to my mutuals tweets but then i get embarrassed thinking “what if they don’t get it and think im stupid” so therefore i never interact with any of my mutuals and i apologize if ur reading this xoxo

thank u to the gila police driver who swerved into my lane while he was busy texting and driving, almost causing an accident at 6:30 am<3

how do i make that justin bieber video my ringtone

you bitches better realize u DO NOT love billy joel like i love billy joel.

this girl who was really mean to me in high school tried to call to apologize to me (weird but ok) yet she doesn’t know i still tell random people about the time she started a fight and got completely flipped in the air and the other girl just walked away after. so fucking funny

just saw a pic of my abusive ex bf after 6 years and he’s ugly now🙏🙏🙏

i cannottt wait until matt and i get our lil house in rural nebraska and i no longer have to listen to the sounds of living in an apartment in phoenix, arizona anymore!!!

I'm supposed to have empathy for a guy that doesn't believe in it???

Charlie Kirk isn’t a martyr. He’s a casualty of the violence he incited.

sorry guys i actually do support violence against hate spewing, racist, homophobic, sexist, white nationalist fucks and i think the world is better off in the long run with him dead!

i keep catching myself smiling when i think about charlie kirk 😋 a sentence id never thought id say!

yall can defend charlie kirk all you want but at the end of the day HES DEAD!!!!!! thankfully nothing yall have to say will ever bring him back❤️

at halloween horror nights i went into the fallout themed haunted house and genuinely could not be bothered to be afraid because im so attracted to the ghoul

my version of being the killdozer but with gay